"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change