My vibrator was laying on my bed and I accidentally fell asleep and then my dad came home and asked me to put it somewhere else.. Why did he have to embarrass me like that?! And what’s wrong with it laying on my bed?
Things worth remembering.
I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.
My life in a nut shell
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
THIS IS GOING TO BE MY DAUGHTER.
FETCH ME MY JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS
WHERE IS MY PINK PRADA TOTE
I NEED MY TIFFANY HAIRBAND
AND THEN I CAN GO FOR A FLOAT